29.4.11

I am a great fan of Daniel Luvisi. Check out this great Spider-Man piece and the link to more greatness.


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Here's an excellent selection of 1970s Polish and Czechoslovakian movie posters advertising Japanese monster flicks.



















































































































































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From the top:
Godzilla vs. Gigan (Poland, 1977)
The X from Outer Space (Czechoslovakia, 1968)
Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster (Poland, 1971)
King Kong Escapes (Poland, 1967)
Gamera Super Monster (Poland, 1980)
Gappa the Triphibian Monster (Poland, 1973)
Terror of Mechagodzilla (Poland, 1977)
Godzilla (Poland, 1957)
Son of Godzilla (Poland, 1974)
Monster from a Prehistoric Planet (Czechoslovakia, 1986)
War of the Gargantuas (Poland, 1975)
Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster (Poland, 1978)




















NO! It's NOT time for walkies. It's time to take a six-hour nap and then maybe pounce on an unsuspecting rubber band.





















I want a helmet like this. I have no need for one, I just want it and this is America where people can get what they want. So I want one.

I have yet to see the movie, but I've been desperately in love with this poster since the day I first saw it.



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I know, right? It was supposed to be my turn over an hour ago! Some cats are so inconsiderate.






















Europe's new Punk Outreach program is coming along quite well.


























Super camera films lightning bolt at 10 million frames per second and captures x-ray images of the discharge. Cool, right?

A good daily goal for all of us to aspire to.



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How badass is Peter Cushing? Pretty damn badass.


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...what you mean...smile make cheese? Bigfoot not like cheese...






















I've often wondered how many cods are required to fill a bottle of cod-liver oil. I'm guessing plenty.
























If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's to simply stay out of the water.










There'll be no shark jumping in Gotham while Batman's on the job!


























Think you have a lot of free time on your hands? I think this person's got you beat!



















They knew in the end it would never last, but they had a good time while it did.



























Here's a great big slice of sci-fi goodness from the talented Alex Andreyev.


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This bird must live in a neighborhood with no cats or other predators..











Just back off and go do whatever it is you do. I need some 'me' time.



















Do you figure there's a store where you can buy crap like this, or is each one specially made with your hatreds on it.


























Yeah, cocaine used to be in Coca-Cola, and lithium was in 7Up. I miss the good old days.


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I don't know about the eye exam thing, but take it from me, this kid really is as dull as a post.


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27.4.11

Movie titles are designed to catch your attention. Movie taglines written to bring you in the theater and put you in a seat. Here are some favorites.

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
"Does for rock and roll what 'The Sound of Music' did for hills."

I Am Legend (2007)
"The last man on Earth is not alone."

Army of Darkness (1992)
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas."

Quiz Show (1994)
"Fifty million people watching but no one saw a thing."

Armageddon (1998)
"Earth. It was fun while it lasted."

Saving Private Ryan (1998)
"The mission is a man."

Scary Movie 3 (2003)
"Great trilogies come in threes."

Chicken Run (2000)
"Escape or die frying."

Schindler's List (1993)
"The list is life."

Shaun of the Dead (2004)
"A romantic comedy. With zombies."

Jarhead (2005)
"Welcome to the suck."

Men in Black (1997)
"Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe!"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
"One man's struggle to take it easy."

Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"A lively comedy about a guy who isn't."

Alien vs. Predator (2004)
"Whoever wins, we lose."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
"If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming, she won't wake up at all."

The Terminator (1984)
"The thing that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end."

The Truman Show (1998)
"On the air. Unaware."

Volcano (1997)
"The coast is toast."

Catch Me If You Can (2002)
"The true story of a real fake."

Clerks (1994)
"Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you."

Dumb and Dumber (1994)
"For Harry and Lloyd, every day is a no-brainer."

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
"His story will touch you, even though he can't."

A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
"A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge, and seafood."

...and two of my top favorites...

The Fly (1986)
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Highlander (1986)
"There can be only one."