5.5.11

The future of law enforcement. (Unless people keep knocking him over, in which case he won't be.)




Click for
a far more
menacing
look at
this killing
machine.
















Anyone who knows me knows I like Iron Man. I also like robots. And I especially like Iron Man fighting robots! Oh boy!





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see a
bigger
version
of the
artwork
if your
senses
can
handle
it!










It's been an insanely long time since I last saw this. Save me, Netflix. Save me.



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the image
to see a
larger
version
of this
crazy-great
poster by
Jeff Darrow!













One day, Keanu Reeves simply stopped caring anymore. That was a sad day.




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larger
image of
Keanu
not
caring.















"Wait, this is the scary part with the dog. Don't look. Oh, wait, it's okay. Oh, no! Now it's the scary part! Don't look!"

Dear ___________, If you've received this postcard we'd like to invite you back in to retake your photograph.










I've always had a major soft sport for cats with blue eyes. It's like I have no choice but to do their bidding.



















We've just got to do something about those dam goats!











































3.5.11

This has been determined to be the only genuine quote that Albert Einstein left behind.



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to
make
large.












This explains everything. I only wish I understood it.


























There's enough of me for everyone, ladies. Well, of course not all at once. And I usually need a day or two between 'performances' to rest up.




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to make
the
whining
prisoner
larger.

















I left mine on all day today. At least I think I did. Maybe I did and I'm dreaming now? HELLO! ECHO!!

It can't be a trap. I couldn't be. It's too obvious. Only a fool would fall for something like that. It must be real.


























Obsolete appliances such as VCRs, cassette clock radios and typewriters have taken to spontaneous suicide over sitting on dusty garage shelves.