|The Germans have flying saucers? I did Nazi that coming.|
|Well, that's one way to do it. You could just shoot 'em.|
|ANTHONY! Why you gotta be late every Wednesday?|
|Oh, Clark! You've accidentally worn your transparent|
business suit today. Go change before anyone notices!
|The devil is sporting some sweet board shorts these days.|
|Everyone said their love would never last. It didn't. She sold him to a dinosaur|
museum next to an alligator ranch.
|So old, yet so warmly amusing. It makes me happy inside.|
|Here's that dumb cheerleader from Glee. She may be naked but that pose looks really comfortable.|
|Galactus--Devourer of Worlds ate one too many planets and has an upset tum-tum.|
|Now this is a good sign.|
|Pee in the wrong person's shoe and you pay for it for life.|
|Katy Keene or Katy Perry. It doesn't really matter, does it?|
|Feel free to copy and share, but unless your keyboard has keys that mine don't, you can't hit share. Sorry.|
|Life is short--enjoy it while you can.|
|A not-so little mermaid. I'd date her just for the Halibut.|
|Easy to get in, impossible to get out.|
|Did you see what moved in next door? There goes the neighborhood.|
|"There are no firearms permitted on the Jurassic Putt miniature golf course. The dinosaurs are NOT real."|
|Every loves The T Game! Well, not so much Alice on the right who's been|
playing for eighteen hours straight and is down $20,000.
|The X-Men's White Queen by artist Phil Noto|
|I honestly have no idea of what's happening here.|
|Oh, Nick Fury. You're always such a drama queen. And aren't you supposed|
to be African America these days? How's that working out for you?
|A cast of only 5,003? Doesn't sound very exciting to me.|
|She's so preoccupied with her panty date that she doesn't notice her legs are|
being eaten by a swarm of flesh-eating spiders.
|Your PUNishment for today.|
|Hey! Put that down this second! I can't take you anywhere, can I?|
|Or wear them until they rot off you. I don't care. I'm not the underwear police.|
|Looking for something to keep you warm tonight in bed? Hire a skilled|
prostitute. But if you only have ninety-five cents, buy this book.
|Rock on, Yoda. Rock on.|
|Either he's stalking someone or he's stuck.|
|See how scary it is in there? I'd fight my way out if someone put me inside one.|
|Do you have any idea how late it is? I've been up licking myself for hours.|
|You fellows are looking a little old to still be cadets. Having problem with classes|
at the Space Academy?
|Holy Cow! Sorry, Princess--you're on your own.|
|Of course the cat is still alive. They wouldn't let a baby hug a dead cat, would they?|
|The new girl is so transparent.|
|Thorn in the USA!|
|Don't worry. They're only talking about anal bleaching.|
|If anyone knows what's happening in this painting, drop me a line. I think afro dude killed chubby for wearing a|
white belt after Labor Day.