I'm not THAT old, but I do remember a time when a cheesecake pin-up photo didn't involve a woman smooshing her boobs into the camera or provide a gynecological shot of her personal business. Sure, sex sells, but if you want to be memorable, you need to understand sexy as well. Here are a few examples from Carole Parker's collection.

ANN-MARGARET SIMPLY PRESSES ALL THE RIGHT BUTTONS TO GET MY MOTOR
RUNNING. OF COURSE, THEN I'M STUCK WITH A RUNNING MOTOR AND NOWHERE
TO GO. 

MARY-ANN OVER GINGER. BETTY OVER VERONICA. THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

OH, RAQUEL. YOU CAN DRIVE ME ANYWHERE. YOU'VE ALREADY
DRIVEN ME CRAZY FOR YEARS NOW.

WOW! JANE RUSSELL WAS CERTAINLY A BIG-BONED WOMAN. SHE COULD CRUSH A MAN BETWEEN
THOSE THIGHS--IF HE WAS LUCKY. 

WHAT THE HECK? HOW DID THIS ONE GET IN HERE. HI-FI MUSIC CAN BE SEXY,
BUT AFTER A DAY OF COOKING CHRISTMAS DINNER WEARING THOSE SHOES,
NOTHING SEXY IS GOING TO BE HAPPENING TONIGHT.

PUT A CORK IN THE BOTTLE--MARILYN'S THROUGH AND SO AM I. MANY THANKS
AGAIN TO CAROLE PARKER FOR LETTING ME POST SOME GOODIES FROM HER
TREASURE TROVE.