26.4.12

When people talk about quality humor, they seldom mention puns. There's a very good reason for that. Here is the proof.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.



Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.


How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.


This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.


A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor.


I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.


I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.



They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


PMS jokes aren't funny, period.


Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.


Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.


Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.


I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it!



Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!



Broken pencils are pointless.


I tried to catch some fog . I mist.


What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.


I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.



All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.


Hear about the drill Sargent who couldn't keep his hands off his privates?


I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.


Haunted French pancake chefs give me the crepes.


Velcro - what a rip off!


Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.


Venison for dinner? Oh deer!


Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.



Be kind to your dentist. They have fillings, too.

23.4.12

Back when American films invaded Swedish cinemas.

Anna Christie (1930)

Blonde Venus (1932)

Ecstasy (1933)

Hate Ship (1929)

S.O.S. Iceberg (1933)

Skyhawk (1929)

The Clairvoyant (1935)

Things To Come (1936)

22.4.12

There are some astonishing fantasy and sci/fi artists and illustrators out there. I really admire their work. Here are a few of my favorites. Enjoy!

BIRDS OF PREY 10 by Artgerm 

Anchors Away! by Dominic-Marco 
Assassin by minties 
Age of Odin by OmeN2501 

Anger by velinov


Avengers by marciotakara 


Born to Ride by fikri

Captain Bathory by perzo 

Carmen green Bohemme by Medusa-Thedollmaker

Clone World by OmeN2501 

Elemental Lord by Changinghand 

Face of Melinda by Wishmistress 

Fantasy - Evil Tones

Farewell by RYE-BREAD 

Happy by Leonardo Ugalde 

autumn dragon by sandara

déjà 2012 

gloved by SaphireNishi 
Illustration- Not a Dent

Kresh, the Bloodbraided by SteveArgyle 

Lich by mattdonnici 

Little frogs by kunoichi-san 

Macarena Bohemme by Medusa-Thedollmaker

Morpheus by mexguillen 

NAMOR – PRINCE OF THE DEEP by isikol 

Once in the woods Andrei-Pervukhin

Petr and Shektar by Michelle84

Portrait- Monk of Telrena 

Ranger by Shiramune 

Reborn Horizon by Scebiqu

Robert Lindström 

ilustreishnzz

russian fairy tales by yana moskaluk 

yana moskaluk

yana moskaluk

yana moskaluk
Sexy Drow Ranger by Artgerm 

Silent Glow by sakimichan

Skulln’ V2.0 by AaronDavies 

SquirrelShaver

Superman Catwoman by eosvector 

The Creation by GENZOMAN 

The Falconer by darkermusings 

Through the ancient valley by Blinck 

Urban Agriculture by jdillon82 

Uterus by yigitkoroglu

Wishin I was Lucky by RGUS 

techer by falk2021

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ursine warrior and cub by sandara