I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog . I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
Hear about the drill Sargent who couldn't keep his hands off his privates?
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancake chefs give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. They have fillings, too.
If you like Team Fortress and you like retro art, you're probably going to like these great illustrations by RAMIDA-R.
|Anna Christie (1930)|
|Blonde Venus (1932)|
|Hate Ship (1929)|
|S.O.S. Iceberg (1933)|
|The Clairvoyant (1935)|
|Things To Come (1936)|
There are some astonishing fantasy and sci/fi artists and illustrators out there. I really admire their work. Here are a few of my favorites. Enjoy!
|BIRDS OF PREY 10 by Artgerm|
|Anchors Away! by Dominic-Marco|
|Assassin by minties|
|Age of Odin by OmeN2501|
|Anger by velinov|
|Avengers by marciotakara|
|Born to Ride by fikri|
|Captain Bathory by perzo|
|Carmen green Bohemme by Medusa-Thedollmaker|
|Clone World by OmeN2501|
|Elemental Lord by Changinghand|
|Face of Melinda by Wishmistress|
|Fantasy - Evil Tones|
|Farewell by RYE-BREAD|
|Happy by Leonardo Ugalde|
|autumn dragon by sandara|
|gloved by SaphireNishi|
|Illustration- Not a Dent|
|Kresh, the Bloodbraided by SteveArgyle|
|Lich by mattdonnici|
|Little frogs by kunoichi-san|
|Macarena Bohemme by Medusa-Thedollmaker|
|Morpheus by mexguillen|
|NAMOR – PRINCE OF THE DEEP by isikol|
|Once in the woods Andrei-Pervukhin|
|Petr and Shektar by Michelle84|
|Portrait- Monk of Telrena|
|Ranger by Shiramune|
|Reborn Horizon by Scebiqu|
|russian fairy tales by yana moskaluk|
|Sexy Drow Ranger by Artgerm|
|Silent Glow by sakimichan|
|Skulln’ V2.0 by AaronDavies|
|Superman Catwoman by eosvector|
|The Creation by GENZOMAN|
|The Falconer by darkermusings|
|Through the ancient valley by Blinck|
|Urban Agriculture by jdillon82|
|Uterus by yigitkoroglu|
|Wishin I was Lucky by RGUS|
|techer by falk2021|
|ursine warrior and cub by sandara|