No matter what size you are, it's never easy being green.

"Hulk make poop bigger than little man."

National Lampoon nonsense by my friend Taylor Grant!

Forget about Freud!

Sometimes a big honkin' gun is just a big honkin' gun. Sure, sometimes I think about my Mom when I'm shooting it, but that's nobody's business!

An order of brains, please. Hold the chianti and Fava beans!

If you can't finish what's on your plate, bring 'em home to have for breakfast!

Who likes funny headlines? We all do, secretly.

If you're anything like me, that's too bad. You must be a disappointment to your parents. Anyway, I happen to love funny newspaper headlines. The humor is juvenile and infantile but they make me laugh and laughter is sort of like medicine. If you're looking for a dose, open your mouth and pinch your nose.