My name is Fred Schiller and I give this blog my stamp of approval!

At least old Bessie has a good attitude about the whole thing...

Here's a coloring book I wouldn't mind busting open a new box of 64 Crayolas for.

People won't value your work unless you do first.

A memorable piece of artwork by the outstanding Canadian artist, Jean LaBourdette.

So you know Raymond Burr? I love that guy. Do you think I could interest him in a small role in a movie I'm making?

I've been waiting right here. What, do I need to hold up a sign and some balloons? Jeez!

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This needs

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A W K W A R D !

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If you can't reach your lightsaber, Luke, try using a Popsicle.

If there had been film in her camera this would have made an amazing photograph. Which it sorta still is.

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes a duck carrying a candle in a haunted mansion.

"That's quite a resume, young lady." "That's quite a mustache, buddy. You buy that in a joke shop?"

Elijah Wood, Donald Sutherland, and Eddie Izzard as Long John Silver in a sci-fi adaptation of Treasure Island? I'm game for that.

An ancient Fett...

I'd love to play with my Rubik's Cube more, but it's just so hard to twist! If only there was a solution.

"What are they up to now? And what the hell happened to the fireplace and my painting of Washington crossing the damn Delaware?"

The quote of the day is: "And here's a puppy floating in a plane."

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Kids...what are you going to do?

I found this in the envelope with my birth certificate. Apparently it's my instruction manual for life.

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Magritte is everywhere...

Where have all The Young Ones gone to?

I like it when her friends Liver and Onions come over to play.

I eat a pint every Thursday night while watching Parks and Recreation. Yummy!

Some art critics can be so catty.

If you spot at least one good friend among the following photos, it may be time to reexamine your life.