"Hark! Mine desktop image folder doth runneth over with goodness! A pox upon me for not sharing with thou sooner."

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I'm going to go ahead and assume she wasn't the product of a planned pregnancy. 

"Release the Kraken...down my throat...with some ice and a Coke!"

"Thanks for the invitation, Carl. Whisky parties are great!"

Rayon makes everything better in life!

"Oh, boy! It finally arrived. Now to sneak it down to the basement before anyone sees it!"

A Steampunk flash drive. I can dig it.