Well, just look at the time! (You don't really have to.) My Facebook overflow file needs to be emptied and now is the time to make it happen. Technology thrills me. How about you?

Living the good life with Gene on the farm.

We survived stuff like this because kids used to be made of tougher stuff.

I'm sticking around to see how she blows out the birthday candles.

What? I drink out of it--why can't I have soak in it?

Sure, it's all fun and games until someone pokes their pelvis out.

Hold on... a leopard with a six-shooter? Game over, man!

He could have been one of the great monsters, but his name didn't scare anyone.

Has anyone ever needed a drink THIS bad?

It's none of your business how many. 

BE A BOSS--CARRY A HOSS! (Hat not included)

Because fireworks and gorillas go together so well.

Mr. Lee was a very attractive person, so to speak.

After a tough mutiny a rest on the beach is nice.

A rest is nice too after playing with a ball of yarn.

Know your enemy!

Magnum P.I. (Paranormal Investigator)

Respect the flag...

...and then drool all over it.

Before there was Jersey Shore...

"Turn in your badge and gun, Zovek. You've fouled up for the last time!"