Oh, how I'd relish being a bun right about now.

There can't be many perks in being a cow. You have to take them when you get them.

Oh yeah, that's the knob, right there. Keep twisting...faster..FASTER, that's it.

It's not from a real movie, but it would be cool if it was.

Fancy a cookie?

Click to enlarge the chart!

If you lose your wallet you're more likely to get it returned if there are baby pictures inside.

Skynet as a child.

Rocket J. Cat has been running around the house this morning chuffing and meowing with concern in his voice. He's also jumping up on my desk, worried.

When life gives you snow--sit on a pole.

You know me, I'm pretty crass. But, awww..

File this under things I want--not that I necessarily need--but that I want.

If I had one of these when I was a kid I would have always hung my clothes up. Honest.

The invasion has begun. Don't worry everyone! I can do this! I have the skills and I can save us all!

I'm rushing over to eBay right now to see if I can find one of these.

Here's some good reference for anyone who writes or reads about the supernatural.

A superior way to rate movies.

Owl be seeing you, in all the old familiar places...

Get the point?

Here's that fancy bone china you're always hearing about.

It's all about your point of view...

I have been unable to locate Kicksville on Google Maps.

You and me both, Linus.

I don't know if it's a sound effect or the title of the book! Either way, count me out.

Now you can place your plastic surgery order online!

Snape eating at McDonalds? What brand of trickery be this? Legend has it that the infamous McRib is made of unicorn meat, but I never believed it.

This billboard has raised more eyebrows than he has...

Crime fighting really is hard work...and I'll bet what you do is hard too. Take a break!

"Racing burns like a fever inside of me... Racing is life... everything before and after is just waiting." - Steve McQueen

A Harddrive is a horrible thing to lose. Today's the day to backup your data. External harddrives are pretty cheap.

Bread is a great comfort food.

I have to wash my OWN hands? I'm never eating at this dump again!

Artist Tom Morgan illustrates what it feels like when you wake and your brain is like mashed potatoes and your tongue has more fur on it than a cat.

She probably writes more books while dead than most of us will while we're alive.

Stupid alligator...

Houston, we have a problem. Mr. Fuzzbottom refuses to return to the lunar lander. We're tried running the can opener and everything.

I can tell by the way you're moseying, partner, you could use a roll of this.

Cheeseburgers in Toledo are known to be notoriously violent. I had one pull a razor on me once.

George Lucas made some dumb decisions with the Star Wars movie, but putting Leia in a slave girl outfit wasn't one of them.

As with Spider-man and the X-Men, Marvel has decided to go in a new direction with the next Iron Man movie.

Ohhhhh! She only missed it by...well, she missed it by a lot, actually.

Say goodbye to your cookies, lady.

You can always depend on Rick Astley!

This has GOT to be the next juicer I buy.

Help me Obi Wan, you're my only....oh, crap. I forgot a stamp!

Waiter! I'll have what he's having.

I can't believe they're making yet another Karate Kid movie! In this one Mr. Miyagi is a nude Koi trainer who sings to his fish every morning.

I consider this to easily be my most favorite baseball game photo of all time.

I wish it rained more around here. I would love to own a set of these umbrellas.