Oh, life. Why does doing the right thing have to be so hard?

His hunches have turned out well in the past, so I'm going along with him on this one.

Oh my head. What were we drinking last night? Well, never again. Not counting tonight, of course. But then, never again.

Woo-hoo! Freebird!

Invisible bikes are so darn cool, but by their very nature they're so easy to lose.

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Some days start out so freakin' great, and then BAM! Game over, man!

One of my favorite actors, Woody Strode, on the set of the western, The Professionals.

This is not funny at all. I don't approve of this type of humor. Starting now.

HAL demands your attention NOW! Do not make him wait.

That sounds like a great plan, Captain Skimpyshorts. Let me know how that works out for you.

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I'll bet if I gave this mug to my mom, she probably wouldn't notice what it said for weeks!

"I've got food, water and a compass hidden under my poncho. I say we make our run for it now, guys! I'm losing my mind!"

That's a whole lot of cop for only three dollars. Count me in!

You know, it's wrong no matter how you read it.

The top 10 muscles cars we all wanted in the 1970s but very few of us got to own.

#1 '67 Shelby Mustang GT500

#2 '67 Shelby Cobra 427

#3 '69 Chevy Camero

#4 '70 Chevelle 454 SS

#5 '70 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda

#6 ''65 Pontiac GTO

#7 '70 Boss 302 Mustang

#8 '69 Dodge Charge

#9 '68 Pontiac Firebird

#10 '70 Buick GSX (I was lucky enough to own a '69 Buick Wildcat with a

monster 454 that drank gas as fast as you could pump it in. It was a

great first car. Not pretty to look at, but fast as lightning.)

It sort of makes sense to me, so I can't blame the fellow.

Australians always try to make the best out of what life gives them. I admire that.

Seven Sins used to be enough to cover everything, but life got complicated.

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Don't have money for new art for the wall? Grab a couple of Sharpies and make your own art!

As long as 'off to jail' isn't code for something and you're really taking him to the building with bars in the windows and cops and stuff.

Julie was one of the least interested spies at the CIA, but she held great pool parties in the summer so she was kept on.

In the future NO ONE will EVER get to drive a cool car like this! NEVER! So get used to your Honda.

Ladies, want to keep your man home at night? Knit him some booties and mittens. He'll never want to go out again!

I guess I could find a translation online, but I kind of like it the way it is now.

In space no one can hear you scream--unless you accidentally leave your helmet open.

"Dedicated to my mother; a real inspiration."

How about RUNNING AWAY QUICKLY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE? The book might be less thrilling, but still.

Some fun matchbook covers from the Prague Zoo. Date unknown.

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