Movie titles are designed to catch your attention. Movie taglines written to bring you in the theater and put you in a seat. Here are some favorites.

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
"Does for rock and roll what 'The Sound of Music' did for hills."

I Am Legend (2007)
"The last man on Earth is not alone."

Army of Darkness (1992)
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas."

Quiz Show (1994)
"Fifty million people watching but no one saw a thing."

Armageddon (1998)
"Earth. It was fun while it lasted."

Saving Private Ryan (1998)
"The mission is a man."

Scary Movie 3 (2003)
"Great trilogies come in threes."

Chicken Run (2000)
"Escape or die frying."

Schindler's List (1993)
"The list is life."

Shaun of the Dead (2004)
"A romantic comedy. With zombies."

Jarhead (2005)
"Welcome to the suck."

Men in Black (1997)
"Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe!"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
"One man's struggle to take it easy."

Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"A lively comedy about a guy who isn't."

Alien vs. Predator (2004)
"Whoever wins, we lose."

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
"If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming, she won't wake up at all."

The Terminator (1984)
"The thing that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end."

The Truman Show (1998)
"On the air. Unaware."

Volcano (1997)
"The coast is toast."

Catch Me If You Can (2002)
"The true story of a real fake."

Clerks (1994)
"Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you."

Dumb and Dumber (1994)
"For Harry and Lloyd, every day is a no-brainer."

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
"His story will touch you, even though he can't."

A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
"A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge, and seafood."

...and two of my top favorites...

The Fly (1986)
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Highlander (1986)
"There can be only one."