What's in a name? An awful lot, as it turns out. You can have the astonishing credentials and personal references on your resume, but if your name is Billy Ballcrusher, forget about getting that dream job.
I have no doubt that some of the images you're about to see have been doctored and Photoshopped, but I think there's enough authentic images to run with this. And if you did take the time and effort to fart around with some of them and fool us, that's great for you. You win. Enjoy!