Hal's new book on mixing cocktails was so helpful that Hal, his boss, and his brother-in-law Phil became raging alcoholics by the end of the week.

Anybody can be cool in high school? I wish I'd known that back then when everyone called me Chucky Cheesepants. Well, it was mostly the teachers...

Nobody bought the sequel, which features 463 Inconvenient Ways. Everyone wants things simple these days.