"I love what you've done with the place, but that wallpaper simply has to go. How about one of these instead?"

Just click on an image and you'll get a manageable way to browse and copy the backgrounds.

"You said you'd be done in a minute and it's been lots more than a minute!"

With this sacred ring, you shall Command all of your computer. (It's not the world but it's not half bad.)

I think this is rude and crude and offensive, unless you're a woman who thinks it's fun and cute and sweet. In which case I approve.

I was going to yell at him for being on the computer, but it turns out he saved me $400 on my taxes!

A Harddrive is a horrible thing to lose. Today's the day to backup your data. External harddrives are pretty cheap.