Here's hoping that your car breaks down in front of a house as spooky as this on Halloween!

The winner of the creepiest photo of the day is a no-brainer. It's amateur ventriloquist Professor Loose Lips and his little pal Fleshy!

"I've got food, water and a compass hidden under my poncho. I say we make our run for it now, guys! I'm losing my mind!"

Okay, I'll ask... "Shape it into what?!?"

Circus clowns never scared me, but ventriloquist dummies give me the heebee-jeebees.

I so glad they opened up this place. It's been rough since I've been banned from Payless Shoes.

The Creature From The Black Lagoon was the monster that scared me most when I was a kid. Maybe because I couldn't swim.

I've often wondered how many cods are required to fill a bottle of cod-liver oil. I'm guessing plenty.

Sure, I know 'Where the Wild Things Are'. They're out in my backyard and they won't go away.

Are these 'last laughs' as in things you say to your former best friend while you're shoving him into a well out on some deserted farmland?