Have I seen any rabbits? No, no, not around these parts. Ahem. You might try looking in the opposite direction of the lettuce patch.

Even robots should always look on the bright side of life.

Sad that you don't have a mustache? Of course you are. You CAN get one of these cool mugs and fool friends and relatives into thinking you grew one!

Order yours today, or tomorrow, by visiting here! Tell them I sent you and they may wash it before shipping it to you!

Let the truth finally be told!