Don't believe everything you read -- except for this sign and your daily horoscope.

This should be a lesson to you not to read signs on posts. It's a crazy world out there.

Sorry. Our mistake. We checked around and we do indeed have several prostitutes here at this address. Our apologies.

Simple message or devious code?

Patients who are shot in their signing hand should ask for help from a friend.

Well I certainly don't eat them for the taste.

And now some rude advice about the high cost of having a baby and how to avoid it, from your friends at Toys R Us.

Dey not outstanding but they taste 'iight.