My mother had a promising career ahead of her on the stage, until she went a shot her mouth off.

Because playing shooting games all day long is exactly why the cell phone was invented. Can you still actually make telephone calls on them?

Never bring a Whoosh to a Bam! Bam! fight. You'll lose almost every time.

Revenge can be just ducky!

Julie was one of the least interested spies at the CIA, but she held great pool parties in the summer so she was kept on.

"That's quite a resume, young lady." "That's quite a mustache, buddy. You buy that in a joke shop?"