He can withstand the blast of a nuclear bomb, walk into an erupting volcano, and level an entire city, but all he really wants to do is pet Mr. Fuzzybottom. Pity FREDBOT-7.

Love only finds you when you're open to it.

The 13 Most Popular Movie Poster Trends as compiled by the geniuses at Movies.com. Some trends are weirdly hilarious!

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Lora Zombie spreads the sad news.

What's he trying to do--suck her brains out of her ear? Hmmm... it looks like it must be Ladies Night at the movies.

Three swell prints by one of my favorite illustrators, Daniel Danger!

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We told him not to go down into the basement looking for a spare lightbulb!

Invisible bikes are so darn cool, but by their very nature they're so easy to lose.

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Some days start out so freakin' great, and then BAM! Game over, man!

This photo makes me feel happy and sad at the same time. I like it.

A rocket is a terrible thing to waste. At least shoot it into the sun so it can have an honorable death.

Obsolete appliances such as VCRs, cassette clock radios and typewriters have taken to spontaneous suicide over sitting on dusty garage shelves.

Truer words have never been been put on a sign and stuck in a closed video store window.

This must be why my neck always hurts.

Ask for it by name.

Take a good look. There are only 400 of me left on the planet.

My glacier gently weeps...

Doing piles of drugs used to be so glamorous. What happened?