No, no, no... I didn't say there was a lion AHEAD, I said there was a lion on your... Aww, forget it.

It's no wonder...

People would still be riding horses everywhere if this invention from the 1930s had caught on.

To help people stop smoking,the Japanese have found a way to trade lung cancer for lead poisoning. Who needs lips?

There's a lesson to be learned here, but I'll be darned if I know what it is.

Hey, why all the coffin?

Just add liberal amounts of airplane glue, lock the door, and you're good to go.