Did we ever find out exactly why Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni? Was that the cool thing to do back then? Was there a great macaroni shortage at the time?
And why did he have to go all the way to London just to ride the ponies? If he was all Mr. USA how come he didn't ride American ponies?
At least he was handy with the girls. Gotta give him points for that.