|Always bring your purse when it's raining, in case you need to take a cab home.|
|When you're an only child you make do for friends.|
|Contrary to popular belief, turtles love bath day.|
|Pssssst! Hey kid! Have you head if we're getting pureed tuna again?|
|I meant to do this, of course.|
|It's kind of like puppy love, only with elephants.|
|Use one for big itches and the other for delicate areas.|
|Get up right this second. You're going to school today and that's that!|
|It's a good to be a cute animal. I've got an agent and a deal with Disney!|
|I fold up easily for convenient carrying and storage!|
|Don't worry. That whole 'Dog Eat Dog' thing is just an expression. You're safe.|
|Why yes, I am a Japanese dwarf flying squirrel. To be honest, I've never|
seen one before either.
|No, it's a KIDDIE pool, not KITTY. You'll be perfectly safe there.|
|Nearly all species of animals enjoy a good Knock-Knock joke.|
|Ungh! You get down and let me try. I'm taller than you!|
|I may not go very fast but I look good doing it.|
|Pugsly wishes he had paid closer attention the last time Star Wars was|
on television. He could really use the force right about now.
|From this point on, you may address me as Simba.|
|Whoo loves you, baby?|
|....it's nap time!|
|For others, it's bath time.|
|Some are curious about the world...|
|...while others are pretty scared of it.|
|They give so much and ask for so little in return. Ten minutes will make him happy|
for the rest of the day.
|Faster dad! Just like last time. Come on, let's go real fast!|
|It's a pity something so cute has to grow up into something so tasty.|
|Slurp! Yeah, Kung Fu Fat Boy or whatever to you. Slurp! Happy *BURP* New Year!|
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