It's storming tonight so I thought I'd post a few things in case my computer is struck by lightning and in turn I receive super powers.

"So, gals. I say we finish our Oreos and Pepsi and give this lesbian
thing a try!"

This is easily my favorite comic book panel from any
comic ever published. The only way it could possibly be
any better is if it included the line, "Must be unfamiliar
the the smell of chloroform."

A NEW CHARACTER ON GAME OF THRONES!!! 

Lord Stark of City Mechtronica!  Wait until you see his army--
plus he's got a BEAST!

Who can argue with that?

A shadowy figure I wouldn't mind following me home.

When the mysterious ApeCrow sounds his fierce call, even the
bravest men shake in their boots. 

The best thing that ever happened to Tokyo insurance companies.

That damn bird is back again. Luckily it always
tends to grab the ugly babies, but we need to deal
with this eventually. 

Sure I bought stock in them. I figure either way the invasion turns out, I'm a winner. 

This is going to turn pretty ugly in a hurry. In fact, it already has. Blech!

"Oh, goodie! The drive-in in Peoria is still playing Looper!"

I've been getting threatening letters from cute animal fans (go figure) so no robots or cool art today. Now I'd appreciate the return of my garden gnome, please.

Always bring your purse when it's raining, in case you need to take a cab home.

When you're an only child you make do for friends.

Contrary to popular belief, turtles love bath day.

Pssssst! Hey kid! Have you head if we're getting pureed tuna again? 

I meant to do this, of course.

It's kind of like puppy love, only with elephants. 

Use one for big itches and the other for delicate areas.

Get up right this second. You're going to school today and that's that! 

It's a good to be a cute animal. I've got an agent and a deal with Disney!

I fold up easily for convenient carrying and storage! 

Don't worry. That whole 'Dog Eat Dog' thing is just an expression. You're safe.

Why yes, I am a Japanese dwarf flying squirrel. To be honest, I've never
seen one before either.

No, it's a KIDDIE pool, not KITTY. You'll be perfectly safe there.

Nearly all species of animals enjoy a good Knock-Knock joke.

Ungh! You get down and let me try. I'm taller than you! 

I may not go very fast but I look good doing it.

Pugsly wishes he had paid closer attention the last time Star Wars was
on television. He could really use the force right about now.

From this point on, you may address me as Simba.

Whoo loves you, baby?

Shhhhhh.....

...be quiet...

....it's nap time!

For others, it's bath time. 

Some are curious about the world...

...while others are pretty scared of it.

They give so much and ask for so little in return. Ten minutes will make him happy
for the rest of the day.

Faster dad! Just like last time. Come on, let's go real fast!

It's a pity something so cute has to grow up into something so tasty.

Slurp! Yeah, Kung Fu Fat Boy or whatever to you. Slurp! Happy *BURP* New Year!

Thanks to the folks at BuzzFeed for
sharing the wealth!

Some fun matchbook covers from the Prague Zoo. Date unknown.

To make animals even more terrifying, click on images!

If you can read this news item all the way through and not laugh at least once, you're either an alien or a robot. That is all.