The Germans have flying saucers? I did Nazi that coming. |
Well, that's one way to do it. You could just shoot 'em. |
ANTHONY! Why you gotta be late every Wednesday? |
Oh, Clark! You've accidentally worn your transparent business suit today. Go change before anyone notices! |
The devil is sporting some sweet board shorts these days. |
Everyone said their love would never last. It didn't. She sold him to a dinosaur museum next to an alligator ranch. |
So old, yet so warmly amusing. It makes me happy inside. |
Here's that dumb cheerleader from Glee. She may be naked but that pose looks really comfortable. |
Galactus--Devourer of Worlds ate one too many planets and has an upset tum-tum. |
Now this is a good sign. |
Pee in the wrong person's shoe and you pay for it for life. |
Katy Keene or Katy Perry. It doesn't really matter, does it? |
Feel free to copy and share, but unless your keyboard has keys that mine don't, you can't hit share. Sorry. |
Life is short--enjoy it while you can. |
A not-so little mermaid. I'd date her just for the Halibut. |
Easy to get in, impossible to get out. |
Did you see what moved in next door? There goes the neighborhood. |
"There are no firearms permitted on the Jurassic Putt miniature golf course. The dinosaurs are NOT real." |
Every loves The T Game! Well, not so much Alice on the right who's been playing for eighteen hours straight and is down $20,000. |
The X-Men's White Queen by artist Phil Noto |
I honestly have no idea of what's happening here. |
Oh, Nick Fury. You're always such a drama queen. And aren't you supposed to be African America these days? How's that working out for you? |
A cast of only 5,003? Doesn't sound very exciting to me. |
She's so preoccupied with her panty date that she doesn't notice her legs are being eaten by a swarm of flesh-eating spiders. |
Your PUNishment for today. |
Hey! Put that down this second! I can't take you anywhere, can I? |
Or wear them until they rot off you. I don't care. I'm not the underwear police. |
Looking for something to keep you warm tonight in bed? Hire a skilled prostitute. But if you only have ninety-five cents, buy this book. |
Rock on, Yoda. Rock on. |
Either he's stalking someone or he's stuck. |
See how scary it is in there? I'd fight my way out if someone put me inside one. |
Do you have any idea how late it is? I've been up licking myself for hours. |
You fellows are looking a little old to still be cadets. Having problem with classes at the Space Academy? |
Holy Cow! Sorry, Princess--you're on your own. |
Of course the cat is still alive. They wouldn't let a baby hug a dead cat, would they? |
The new girl is so transparent. |
Thorn in the USA! |
Don't worry. They're only talking about anal bleaching. |
If anyone knows what's happening in this painting, drop me a line. I think afro dude killed chubby for wearing a white belt after Labor Day. |
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