German posters for American movies. I am a genuine sucker for these things.

This is the way we clean our images file, images file, images file--this is the way we clean our images file, so early in the morning.

Macrame skills = chick magnet

So damn tragic. RIP

You can think it--just don't do it.

The new Jack Ryan? 

Planet Santa prepares a new shipment for the holidays.

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

DON'T YIELD--WATCH S.H.I.E.L.D,

"Honey, your hands smell like a talk show host!" 

What in the hell am I doing on a beach? I hate water.

"Oh, yeah. That's the spot. Thanks, pal."

Best cupcake holder ever!

I don't know what 'it' is, but send me all you got!

It's what's for breakfast.

Daniel Merriam

"Go Fish!"

Want to see something interesting? Me too. Until I can find it, have a look at this assorted pile of images.

Put your friend back together, C-3PO!

May the expensive water in a lightsaber-shaped bottle be with you, Luke.

I'll take two, please.

Again, I'll take two.

The first mystery he needs to solve is who took is missing 'O'.