Oh, no. That darned bird is back again. People really don't seem to mind him as long as he keeps taking the ugly kids. Go figure.

Outstanding question--right up there with why Superman lets bullets bounce off his chest, yet he ducks when the empty gun in thrown at him.

That durn baby-snatching bird is back again! Better get the broom.

Nuts! The baby and bird are back again. Someone really needs to rescue that kid!

So does that mean that everything with the word Bird misspelled on it is reduced in price?

Okay, I've got the right exposure set and the aperture is correct, now I can... Hey! Where'd the bird go?

This bird must live in a neighborhood with no cats or other predators..

My pledge for tomorrow.

Aquaman! I need you now!

I think we can all learn a lesson from Jeffrey.

Sometimes authority simply needs to be laughed at.

Most days you catch the bird. Today the bird's got me.