No matter what the species, reading can be hard work!

What up? You guys making a movie? What's it about? Need a bear in it? Got any candy? i'll be in it if you want. What's it called?

Until further notice, this is my state of mind.

"Damn, another chain mail text!"

My Aunt Zelda was the last of the famous erotic lampshade dancers. Sadly when she passed she took her secrets with her to the grave.

Click image

for a massive

view of Aunt

Zelda and her

lampshade!

Racy fun!

"...and this, of course, is my desk."

Hey kid, don't do drugs or I'll make you watch my third movie!

See? When the song goes, "All the single lady bears, all the single lady bears..." you tilt your head and swing your furry butt to the side. Got it?

Gotta get out! Must get out! Need to get out! Have to get out! Swim faster, faster, faster!

So you know Raymond Burr? I love that guy. Do you think I could interest him in a small role in a movie I'm making?

Okay, I've got the right exposure set and the aperture is correct, now I can... Hey! Where'd the bird go?

Wanna see something freaky? Sure you do!

Don't fall for this. Whisky is his wife.

Oh, how I'd relish being a bun right about now.

Stupid alligator...

I couldn't decide which direction to go with this one, so everyone just make up their own caption.

Love conquers all but society frowns on a lot of it. You should also check state laws as well.

Just look for it. Keep looking. As soon as you see it you'll never miss it again.

Don't worry, Spike. They're just like vampires. They can only hurt you if you invite them in

Maybe it's just me, but I'd be far more terrorized by Bigfoot if he wasn't wearing sandals--or any kind of footwear.