It's possible to turn even the most tragic event into a personal victory for you!

We're nice to them because they protect us after midnight.

Assorted weirdness for your consideration...

It's clear that the couple's time in therapy isn't working.

....So hungry....what to do? Wait, I see now...

I like it when her friends Liver and Onions come over to play.

I really hate these things...

Sometimes the simple ones are the best.

I gave up on pillows a long time ago. Never slept better.

Want revenge? The line starts here...

We interrupt our program for...

What things might have been like if dinosaurs had the Twitter.

Perhaps truer words have been spoken but I can't think of any right now.

When a bears attack--fool 'em! They're dumb.

Another nerd swings and misses.

Simplicity in humor is a gift. A gift I wish I possessed.