Big Chief Lickin' Bottom was recently kicked out of his tribe for skimming casino funds to buy personal cat toys.

The product placement in the Transformers 3 movie is pretty ridiculous.

They have high hopes for the movie adaptation. They're already talking sequels.

Okay, laugh first, get it out of your system, then go Save the Children.

Perhaps they're not words to live by, but they're good words none the less.

Sometimes the simple ones are the best.

That darn bear is always watching me! What am I going to do now? He's got a big mouth.

Having trouble deciding where to pack your heat? Slip on a pair of Gunderwear and you're set to go!

Self defense is harder than it looks unless you use Tips-N-Tricks. They make it easy!

And just like that, Justin's juggling career was over.

My girlfriend has been sneaking around behind my back, fortunately I can ***everyone together*** see right through her!

If you can read this news item all the way through and not laugh at least once, you're either an alien or a robot. That is all.

All I really want is world peas. And if it's not too much trouble some world mashed potatoes would be nice, and maybe a slice of that world meatloaf.

Here's what happens when the library gets an upset stomach...

...so then I say to her... Seriously, stop me if you've heard this one. ...so I say to her, that's not my tail, that's the garden hose! Ahahahahahahah

Funny or rude? You make the call.

Q: What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? A: Go for the juggler.

I hope they put him in the next Iron Man movie. He'd be a great sidekick.