Lazypants Fred finally gets around to posting a batch of oddball images and stuff. Alert the media--this is big. *yawn*

Many have tried...most have failed. Janitors resign frequently.

The Force is strong in this shower.

Excuse me... I beg your pardon... I know you're busy and all but I've really got to 'go'. Look, there's some grass right behind me. I'll be right back

If needing to close the bathroom door even when you're home alone classifies you a neurotic, count me in.